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The Meadows: The book I’ve been looking for

Before I begin, can I just say that I’m a newcomer to NetGalley but I am slowly becoming their biggest fan. It is a great platform where avid readers can get free copies of ARC’s and review them. I’ve been a book worm my whole life and just recently heard of this awesome site. So kudos to you NetGalley, keep being awesome.

Moving on…

I have been on a serious hunt to find a book that took scaring me to a whole new level. I have come close in the past with “BirdBox” by Josh Malerman, “Heart-Shaped Box” by Joe Hill and then recently “Penpal” by Dathan Auerbach. These three books caused my anxiety level to rise a little because each one had that element of “the fear of the unknown,” but I still did not get that feeling I get when watching a horror movie, where I need to cover my eyes until the cost is clear. “I Will Be Gone in the Dark,” by Michelle McNamara scared me to where I did not want to be alone in my house for a little while, but I’m not counting it in this post, because that book is true crime- hence it REALLY HAPPENED IN REAL LIFE. Totally different situation.

Cue NetGalley. I had just finished “Anonymous Girl” by Greer Hendricks and Sarah Pekkanen, which I had gotten an advanced copy both through NetGalley and St. Martins Press, and I was back to searching for a horrifying story to read. Again, I know book lovers will say “never judge a book by it’s cover,” and though I am a huge culprit of doing just that, sometimes it works out in my favor. I stumbled upon “The Meadows,” by London Clarke, and the cover alone drew me to it. It is a haunting picture of a girl with her back to the camera, staring at a large, eerie house, enveloped in woods and fog. Then came the synopsis:

A decades-old murder. A strange, blood-thirsty cult. And a house full of spirits…”

Oh, okay NetGalley, you got my undivided attention.

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You continue to read on and find that the book is about a recovering drug addict, song-writer from Nashville, who moves to Virginia for a new start after a stint in rehab, and decides to try and run a B&B. The story you get though is so much more then that.

Scarlett DeHaven is a 30- something recovering drug and alcohol addict who has made a name for herself in Nashville as a song writer and overall hot mess. After almost drowning in a pool at a party, Scarlett completes a 5-month stint in rehab and comes out knowing she needs a do-over. She gets an email one day from a realtor she had contacted while high, with a listing for a beautiful gothic mansion in the heart of the Shenandoah Valley. Scarlett relocates to Virginia and begins to work on restoring this beautiful home to turn into a bed and breakfast.

From here things start to take a turn for the creepy and eventually the worst. First Scarlett sees shadows throughout the home, or hears a noise here or there. Mainly normal things that come with purchasing a home over 100 years old. Scarlett’s best friend from Nashville arrives at one point and you find Scarlett starting to fall off the wagon. The story then questions whether the MC is actually seeing things or if she is hallucinating due to her addiction. The author gets the reader to really question whether we can believe what Scarlett is saying and seeing is real or if it’s all in her mind.

I read some reviews where the readers did not like Scarlett, but I kind of loved her. You have a main character who is struggling with demons of her own, attempting to start a new life, and finds herself battling real demons as well (along with spirits and vampire cults). She has awful characteristics: selfish, does not care about anyone but herself, continuously places herself in high risk situations. But with those flaws, you find a woman who is trying to be this strong person and right the wrongs of her past, and I really bought into it.

This book scared the ever living hell out of me. I read it in two days and found myself staying up until 2 am reading, for the first time in I don’t know when. What I loved was how I was utterly afraid to continue to read, but had to continue to read because I needed to know what happened next. The words, from the page to my brain, played out like a supernatural horror movie and I could not get enough of it. I constantly found myself saying “Get out of there!” or “No! Don’t go in that room.” and just praying that these characters don’t die. All the while hoping I could fall asleep that night and not have nightmares.

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I also had this undeniable fear that this really good book was going to take a turn for the worst and have an awful ending. And although it was not the strongest of endings, I was thoroughly satisfied with it.

For this being London Clarke’s second novel, I really hope she continues writing books like this. I loved this emotional rollercoaster she took me on and it was exactly what I had been looking for.

-Britain
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The Hatchet Series/Brian Saga by Gary Paulsen

I’m going to preface this post/review with this: This post contains SPOILERS! And also, this will be a long post as I will be reviewing all 5 books, and then the saga in general. 

This is quite simply the shortest saga/series I have ever read. Five books for a total of roughly 650 pages (I can’t remember the exact lengths of all the books, but the longest was 176 (Hatchet) and the shortest was 99 (Brian’s Hunt.)) 

I read Hatchet for the first time when I was in 5th grade. I hated everything about 5th grade, including Hatchet. Realistically, I think I hated being told I had to read Hatchet. (I am still not a fan of being told what I HAVE to read or HAVE to do. Book club seems to be the exception to that, and honestly, I think it’s because I know that my friends are reading the same books, and at least one of them will suffer with me if a book is horrible. Plus, there are no real consequences for me if I can’t finish a book. I won’t flunk out of book club… or, at least, I hope I won’t…) Hatchet was not, and still is not, a book I would generally pick up to read for fun. I chose to re-read Hatchet, and then the entire Brian saga for a few reasons: 

  1. I remembered very little of Hatchet, 5th grade was a long time ago. I went into it with an open mind thinking that I would appreciate the story and writing much more as an adult, and because I was not being forced to read it. To me, I was reading Hatchet for the first time, again. 
  2. My husband claims this is the only book he read in school. (I mean, probably, this is true. At least, required fiction reading. He tends to find more enjoyment in non-fiction books, specifically hunting, trapping, and mountain men. I guess I can understand why he read Hatchet, regardless of it being fiction.)
  3. I was in a reading slump, and these books are short, and not typically something I would read. Variety is the spice of life?
  4. I found 3 of the 5 books at Goodwill for 99 cents a piece. Brand. Spankin’. New.  I ordered the other two from Barnes and Noble, used. I spent a whopping $6 on these books. 
  5. This is probably the most embarrassing reason, but I have no shame in my reading game…. I am afraid I will not hit my Goodreads goal for the year, and this was a quick and easy way to check 5 more books off my list. #comeatmebro

So, now for the reviews… 

Hatchet

The original. Copyright 1987. 

Thirteen year old Brian Robeson is going to visit his recently divorced father in Canada for the summer. The pilot of the little bush plane Brian is flying on has a fatal heart attack, the plane crashes, and Brian is stranded in the Canadian wilderness to fend for himself, with only the clothes on his back, and the hatchet his mother gave him, until he is rescued. Brian has, quite possibly, the worst luck of any 13 year old boy I have ever hear of. First, the plane crash. Then, not knowing anything about the outdoors at all. Not having a fire, or shelter, or food, or water, or… anything, really. 

This is where I think Brian has the worst luck of all. It is more than being involved in the plane crash with literally nothing. For every problem Brian encounters, he finds a solution… and then some “unexpected” event happens and knocks him back a step to make his problem prominent again. Examples:

  1. Brian has no food and is days-hungry. He scavenges for berries, finds some and gorges on them. Ten minutes later, he is extremely sick, vomits everything back up, and is back to square one until he eventually finds some raspberries, learns to fish, and learns to hunt.
  2. Brian has no shelter. He builds a small lean-to against a rock to protect him from some of the elements and to store some of the food he now has. A bear comes along and smells his stash of food, swipes away his lean-to trying to get the food. Brian has no shelter and has to rebuild. 
  3. Brian has no fire. A porcupine comes wandering into his shelter one night, Brian kicks it and gets swiped with quills, therefore throwing his hatchet to try to hit the porcupine, which misses and bounces off a rock causing sparks. Brian eventually gets the fire going and can finally cook some fish and game, and lo and behold, a tornado rips through his camp and destroys his shelter, his fire, his little holding net of fish… 

…and on and on and on. I understand that there has to be good and bad events to make a story come together and stay interesting. I just feel that in this particular saga, the good and bad were so predictable. Maybe not necessarily HOW the good would be turned into the bad, but I definitely could tell for every new thing that Brian learned or accomplished, there would be something to knock him back down. Would my 5th grade mind catch on to that? Hard to say, but probably, just not to the extent that my adult mind did. Also, Brian is supposedly in the woods for, I believe, 54 days. How many awful things could one human possibly encounter in those 54 days? Let’s see… 

  1. the pilot has a heart attack and dies 
  2. a plane crash
  3. stranded in the wilderness with only a hatchet 
  4. mosquitoes and flies galore (if you have never been to Minnesota, or presumably Canada, you don’t know mosquitoes and flies. Trust me)
  5. gut cherries, which make you sick
  6. a porcupine which smacks your leg full of quills
  7. a bear which tears apart your shelter
  8. a moose which attacks you 
  9. a tornado which destroys your entire camp

That seems to be a lot to endure in a short amount of time. But, aside from having the worst luck of any other 13 year old, Brian does fairly well overall until he is rescued. Which then leads us to book number 2… 

The River

The beginning of The River starts with a couple men showing up to Brian’s house and asking him to go back into the woods (with one of them) to teach them how he survived in an attempt to better their survivalist classes. Brian eventually agrees, and, surprisingly, tells the pilot who drops them off that they aren’t unloading any of the gear they brought with them with the exception of Brian’s hatchet, a map, and a radio in case of absolute emergencies. 

The River is a much slower paced book than Hatchet, and definitely less eventful. The biggest problem Brian encounters is a bad storm in which Derek, the survivalist who came with Brian, deems “emergency” level and reaches for the radio to call for help as a bolt of lightning strikes the radio, fries it, and also zaps Derek, putting him into a coma. *eye roll* Brian’s bad luck continues. Now, Brian is left alone in the woods with a man in a coma who will die if he doesn’t get proper medical attention, with no way to call for help. So, Brian makes a raft and flops Derek onto it and a-floatin’ they will go. According to the map, there is a trading post about 100 miles or so down river, and Brian hopes the map is accurate enough that he can make it to the post, and more importantly, the post is still operational. I don’t really recall any major events happening after Derek is electrocuted and they set off down river for help. I think, maybe, there was a bear and/or a moose, and they went through and extremely shallow part of the river where Brian had to basically pull the raft through. There was a waterfall of sorts that they encountered and Brian strapped Derek to the raft so he wouldn’t fall off on the way down. It worked, though Brian briefly lost Derek and the raft and spent some time looking for him. Eventually they make it to the trading post, they get help, Derek is admitted to a hospital, and as a thank you for saving his life, sends Brian a canoe which is named “The Raft.” End book 2. 

I remember reading this book at some point before, although I don’t know why. I don’t believe it was required reading for school, but I also have no idea why I would have just randomly picked it up after disliking Hatchet so much. Either way, I remembered more about The River than I did about Hatchet. I don’t necessarily like it more than Hatchet, I feel they are about the same wavelength of interesting to me. I do think that Brian is stronger in this book than he was in Hatchet, even with everything he had learned being in the wilderness all that time. He was more prepared this time, maybe, is more accurate. I still feel as though Brian has the worst luck in the woods, and if he was my son, I would probably never let him out of my sight again. but then, that would make for a rather boring saga; “Brian joins his mother on the couch for an evening of Wheel of Fortune and crocheting a blanket in preparation for the coming winter…”

Brian’s Winter

Brian’s Winter is an alternate ending for Hatchet; if Brian would not have been rescued at the end of Hatchet, this story is what he would have endured instead. 

Brian, despite being one with nature by this point, missed all the signs that winter was imminent. He was not prepared with dry wood to keep his fire going, did not have a weather resistant shelter, did not have food stored for more than a few days at a time, and most importantly, had no way of staying warm during the freezing temperatures he was about to endure. His strength and knowledge of the wilderness, although it was ever-changing, helped him to prepare for things he could not have expected to happen, and to think more quickly when a new problem would arise. He learned to follow tracks in the snow to make hunting easier, he was able to hunt larger animals because the snow and cold temperatures acted as a freezer and kept the meat longer. He learned to sew animal hides to make warmer clothes to protect himself from the elements. 

This was, perhaps, my favorite book of the entire saga. This book made the most sense to me, the problems Brian faced seemed realistic and had realistic solutions as well as consequences. I also thought the writing in this book was the strongest of the entire series. Although it is still a middle-grade novel, the writing seemed a little more young adult to me. There was less repetition and more descriptions of objects and events. The story flowed more easily. The alternate ending seemed to complete the story of Brian being stranded in the woods. Hatchet felt like it was abruptly ended when Brian was rescued, and according to an author’s note in Brian’s Winter, apparently a lot of other readers thought so too. Brian’s Winter feels more complete, and more like the reality of what would happen if someone was stranded after a plane crash. One of the only things that didn’t make much sense to me in this book was that towards the end, after Brian had learned to follow tracks while hunting, he came across sled and dog tracks, followed them, and ended up at a little trapping cabin where he was introduced to the Smallhorn family. David, the father, says to Brian upon his arrival, “I was wondering when you would show up.” This was strange to me. Brian was obviously shocked that he had never seen these people but they had seen him, and not said a word or made any effort to ensure Brian was okay. Now, David says something along the lines of, “some people come to the woods and don’t want to be bothered.” Great, I totally get that. My husband is definitely one of those people. HOWEVER, David could clearly see that Brian was a kid, 13 at the time, and alone. It bothers me that David didn’t think to check on Brian, a child, alone in the wilderness in the winter, even ONCE to make sure he was there on his own accord and okay. That really, really bothers me. After that, the Smallhorns let Brian stay with them until their little bush plane full of supplies to sustain them for the next month or so returns, and ultimately, that is how Brian is rescued this time.

Brian’s Return

Brian’s Return was strange for me. I simultaneously liked it more and less than the first books in the saga. Brian’s Return starts with Brian returning to high school and trying to fit in after being stranded in the woods after the plane crash. He is very anti-social, not wanting to partake in typical high school things like gossip and football games and dances. He strikes the fancy of a young lady named Susan, who is the apple of the eye of a young man named Carl. Carl does not like the fact that Brian and Susan are friends, and Carl thinks that being a big football player, he will knock Brian off his feet with the door to a pizza shop. Wrong. Brian moves before Carl can open the door into him, instead hitting his friend and Susan. Out of self defense for trying to attack Brian and hurting his friends, Brian retaliates on Carl, beating him senseless. Brian is arrested and told he must attend therapy to get his issues under control. Cue Caleb, the blind therapist Brian sees for one, count them, ONE session before Caleb tells Brian he is not mentally ill or suffering from any sort of PTSD. (Brian does continue to visit Caleb, though, upon Caleb’s request, free of charge, to hear more about the woods.) He agrees that Brian was acting in self defense, and that after surviving and fighting off animals in the woods, Brian was defending himself the only way he knew how. Caleb’s suggestion to Brian is to return to the woods to, basically, recenter himself and take a break from normal life. Off to the woods Brian goes. He has so much gear with him this time, including tea and sugar, a treat he and Caleb shared during their conversations at Caleb’s office. Who goes into the woods to live off the land to recenter themselves from normal life and takes tea and sugar? This was where Brian’s adventure seemed to get strange. In Hatchet, he was literally scrounging for everything he needed, but now, he takes everything but the kitchen sink. This annoyed me because it felt like the saga took a complete turn into what Paulsen was trying so hard to avoid in the beginning. This book almost seemed forced to me because readers were pestering Paulsen for more of Brian (another author’s note.) Another thing I didn’t like and didn’t necessarily understand in this book was this man named Billy just all of a sudden appears with his canoe at the shore of Brian’s camp one day while Brian is out hunting. He sits down and starts cooking potatoes and onions over Brian’s fire, just makes himself at home, and Brian just kind of… embraces it. Strange. Stranger yet, the next morning, there is absolutely no sign of Billy anywhere. He is just gone. He tells Brian, the day before, that his “medicine” is a deer. (I believe “medicine” in this context is similar to “spirit animal” or something of the like. It was the only thing that really made sense to me.) The deer was looking a certain direction, continuously, and that is supposedly how Brian knew he was headed in the right direction while traveling. Later on, after Billy is gone and Brian is thinking about his sudden arrival and even more sudden disappearance, Brian seems to think that he is (sort of) seeing what he will look like in the future. Brian thinks that Billy was a good representation of what he will look like and be like: old, leathery, wrinkly from the sun and harsh weather in the woods. So, that makes me wonder if that means that Billy was a figment of Brian’s imagination the whole time, just a deep thought that he felt in his soul that made it seem real. (Think: Wilson to Tom Hanks in Castaway.) Brian continues on his journey, with his end point being the Smallhorn’s trapping cabin, but after Billy and the “medicine” deer, he decides to just wander the woods and head to the cabin before the plane is due to pick him up instead of spending the majority of his time with his friends. End of book 4.

Brian’s Hunt 

This was probably my least favorite of the saga, and also the shortest, coming in at 99 pages. It was also the slowest, most boring, and most disturbing book of the saga. I didn’t really think much happened until the end, and even then, for the end of a five-book saga, was very anticlimactic. 

I am not entirely sure Brian’s purpose for being in the woods this time, unless it is a continuation of Brian’s Return, where Brian never actually left the woods and was on his way to meet the Smallhorn’s. It never really says whether Brian has returned or was still in the woods, so I am going on the assumption that he never left and this is a continuation, because it is the only thing that really makes sense to me. I am also not really sure of the point of this book. Brian is out in the woods, presumably on his way to the Smallhorn’s cabin, and he encounters a dog that is wounded. He stitches up the dog, and they set off to find the bear that he believes did the damage, as well as find where the dog came from. There are really no difficulties for Brian during this adventure, other than he needs more food to feed the dog and needs to make sure that the dog doesn’t tear it’s stitches. Eventually, they get to the Smallhorn’s cabin and Brian finds David and his wife, and two of their three children dead, which he also attributes to the bear. So, a while later, the Smallhorn’s supply plane comes and they learn what happened and Brian tells the authorities that they need to find and kill the bear, and the authorities tell Brian they have no way of figuring out which bear it was, so they can’t kill it. Brian then takes matters into his own hands with the Smallhorn’s daughter, the only survivor of the bear attack, and they put their wilderness skills to use and track the bear’s prints and movements and eventually kill the mean old bear. The End. 

Seriously, that is how the book and the saga ends. Brian and the dog and the Smallhorn’s daughter, with a dead bear they are about to skin. The most disappointing ending to a book or saga ever. What happens after that? Does Brian stay in the woods? Does he return home? Does he visit Caleb? What about the dog? Does she survive, ward off infection? I feel like there are so many unanswered questions at the end of this book than there have been throughout the entire saga. But, I guess Paulsen was perhaps tired of writing about Brian and wanted to move on to something else. The end of Brian’s Return states that was the last book in the saga, then four years later, he writes Brian’s Hunt. (Young readers are apparently ruthless when it comes to finding out what happened to Brian over the years.) Safe to say, that fifteen years later, there will probably not be another Brian book, or at least not one that fits with this saga. 

Overall Rating

This is possibly the only saga that I have read, at least that I can remember at this point in time. I don’t typically like books in a series; I much prefer stand alone novels. I also like to give authors the benefit of the doubt and don’t usually rate a book less than a 3/5 unless it is absolutely horrifyingly bad. I also have to keep in mind that this is a series written for 10-14 year old kids, which I also typically do not read.

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The Creepiest Book I’ve Read Since Heart-Shaped Box

I’m a fan and quite the optimist when it comes to books that claim to be the “scariest book ever written”, but truth be told, I’ve only come across three stories total that have made my anxiety rise to the height of horrifying.

The first book to ever get my pulse to quicken was “Birdbox,” although I must add a disclaimer that the majority of the time that I read this book, I was on the elliptical. So it could be debated whether it was the book or cardio that got my heart to race. Nonetheless, this book had that fear factor of not knowing what your monster was and that in and of itself is quite terrifying.

The second book was “Heart-Shaped Box” by Joe Hill. This was my first book by Hill and I’m so happy I picked it. This book was so creepily awesome and I found myself sitting absolutely still while taking a bubble bath in my apartment because I would hear a noise right at the same time that something stressful was happening in the book. Thoughts ran through my wildly imaginative mind: ” Is someone there?” Or “Please don’t let my apartment be haunted while Ryan is at work,” (because somehow it wouldn’t be if my my boyfriend was present?). The thought of a malicious spirit haunting me was enough to send me running.

Then came the most recent story, “Penpal”, by Nathan Auerbach. I honestly couldn’t tell you how I found out about this book to begin with but somehow it made its way onto my TBR and then I was lucky to be gifted the book during a Litsy swap that I partook in during the summer.

The story follows a man who attempts to make sense of childhood memories that continue to haunt him. What unveils is a terrifying series of events that become clear to him as a grownup but were concealed behind the eyes of an innocent child as they played out. The terrifying thing about this story is the play on childhood innocence. How the main character and his best friend continue to put themselves in risky situations, but that at 6 years old, seem more like an adventure then danger. This is a story of the evil that preys on the innocence of young children and makes us question whether we are ever truly safe. I feel like my friends who are moms may have a hard time reading this. Hell, I have zero children and at the end of every chapter felt this undeniable uneasiness that I just couldn’t shake.

If you are looking for a book that will constantly creep you out, look no further. There are no big AHA moments just a consistent uneasy feeling you will experience throughout the whole story. I rated this ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.

-Britain

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Josephine Baker’s Last Dance

I was lucky enough to receive an advanced copy of Josephine Baker’s Last Dance by Sherry Jones. To be completely honest, I don’t exactly remember signing up for the giveaway on Goodreads, but if I had to guess, I’d say I signed up for the cover and for a brief line in the synopsis that mentioned being set, at least partially, during WWII. (I definitely judge a book by it’s cover, and if you even mention WWII, I’m most likely going to read it. #sorrynotsorry.) When the book arrived, I was shocked to learn that this was actually a biographical novel. Josephine Baker was a real person with a real life, but I had never heard of her before. With that being said, I cannot attest to how much of this novel was true and how much was fictitious. What I can say, however, was that this book was much better than I had anticipated once I learned it was a biographical novel. I really expected to struggle reading about someone’s life; I typically steer clear of books like that because I tend to get bored easily. To my surprise, Josephine Baker’s Last Dance captured my attention from the first chapter.

Josephine Baker’s Last Dance is a story of the rise to fame of the first black showgirl. It follows Josephine from an abusive childhood, through her teens and early twenties dancing naked in a banana skirt in Paris, to being a spy and a member of the French Resistance during WWII, to standing up to discrimination and racism, and finally, to her last outstanding performance at sixty-eight years old. This story-Josephine’s life- showcases the abuse, the difficulties, the triumphs, the loves, and the losses one woman endures trying to find her place in the world and on the stage. Josephine’s attitude and perseverance prove that anything is possible if you want it badly enough, even if the odds are stacked against you.

While I enjoyed this book, I did find there were places where I felt like I was forcing myself to read. I understand that the point of this book is to show how important Josephine worked to make a comfortable life for herself, however, there was also a point where I felt like I was reading the same thing for the third time, just with different people in a different year. Josephine was a bit promiscuous with men, always looking for someone to take care of her and to be with her so she wasn’t alone. Toward the middle of the book, I felt like I was reading about the same events occurring; another tour, another show, another city, another man. This was where I struggled to stay as interested in the story because I had heard it all before. I am not by any means trying to make any part of Josephine’s life less than what it is, however, I feel as though the author could have, perhaps, shortened the “repeat” chapters to cover the main and important parts of her life instead of drawing out a whole chapter replaying with different names. But, I digress. This book was definitely one that left a mark on my heart. I am surprised and disappointed that I had not heard of Josephine Baker before I read this book, but that leaves it up to me to do my own research into her trials and tribulations. Overall, I rated this book a 4.5/5 ⭐ (rounded up to a 5 because Goodreads doesn’t do half scores, and I always give authors the benefit of the doubt.)

My Best Friend’s Exorcism— Complete With Awesome 80’s References

Do you ever subscribe to so many free trials at one time, that when it’s time to go cancel them before you get charged, you end up forgetting at least one? Yeah, I definitely realized I did that this past week, but my problem was I forgot to cancel it five months ago. The subscription was for audible and I found out that in order to cancel it I had to use all six of my credits or I would lose them if I cancelled it. So, although I was utterly annoyed I had been paying for a subscription for six months and not even noticing it, I got SUPER excited when I realized I was about to go on a mini audiobook shopping spree. Cue excited dancing.

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I found it a little difficult to choose what audiobooks to buy. Do I buy a memoir? Suspense/thriller? Romance? Comedy? I mean it becomes so difficult to pick what to buy when you are given a specific amount to shop with. I instantly went to my TBR list on Goodreads to decide what my next purchase would be. Right off bat I thought: “Gotta go with the Mr. Mercedes series by Stephen King.” I’ve been obsessed with watching the show, and how perfect that there are three books in that series. Three credits down, three to go. I picked another King novel, “The Outsider” which, when reading the synopsis, sounded AWESOME. Next was “Where the Crawdads Sing” because I feel like everyone in the book world (aka Reese Witherspoon) was talking about that novel. Which left me with one more credit. What do I pick? The pressure is on when you only have one credit left. And the hard thing about audiobooks is you don’t want to pick a book with an awful narrator because that can completely ruin the book experience. What do I pick, what do I pick? I found myself navigating through the audible website when I stumbled upon a list of books audible picked out that are terrifying (I do believe I was buying these all on Halloween, so perfect). I scanned through the titles but kept coming back to one that I kept hearing about either on Litsy, or a BookRiot podcast called “My Best Friend’s Exorcism.” The writeup on the book is what sold me. Essentially it was a supernatural book with a TON of 80’s references since the book takes places between ’82 and ’88. Uh you had me at supernatural with 80’s references.

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The book was great and I was so lucky that the narrator was animated but not in an annoying way. The story follows Abby and Gretchen, best friends since 4th grade. Super fans of E.T., Phil Collins and the Thorn Birds (I literally just read “The Thorn Birds” about two months ago and I was SO happy I did so that I understood this reference), they are inseparable. One night Abby, Gretchen and their friends Glee and Margaret decide to experiment with LSD in the woods and things get a little sticky. Gretchen disappears briefly and after she is found she isn’t the same. Her behavior becomes erratic, she doesn’t shower, and wears the same clothes every single day. Her Conservative, Reagan-loving parents, just think it’s psychological and take her to a bunch of therapists but Abby knows that’s not the issue. However, being sixteen years old and referred to as a “scholarship kid” amongst extremely wealthy students, nobody believes Abby when she says there is more going on with Gretchen. Thus the story of a girl to save her best friend ensues.

Like Ready Player One, this book was a delight in taking you down memory lane with all the wonderful references to, what I believe, the best decade pop culturally. It was a great listen and I gave it ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.

-Britain

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